It must be exhausting to be David Spade.

The ever-incomprehensible babe magnet has to beat hot chicks off with a stick! According to a source, this bunny server at the Palms Hotel & Casino's Playboy Club in Las Vegas is David's "biggest fan" and begged to have her photo take with the diminutive stud. A captive audience, Spade agreed. Say cheese!

The 42-year-old funnyman, who has been previously linked to genetically superior beings like Heather Locklear, Lara Flynn Boyle and George Clooney's ex Krista Allen, proves you don't need a rockin' bod, movie star looks, or even stylish gear to attract the ladies.

At under 5' 7", perhaps big things do come in small packages!

Kim Kardashian wasn't the only person who enjoyed Ray J's X-rated stylings

Kim Kardashian wasn't the only person who enjoyed Ray J's X-rated stylings.

TMZ has learned that Brandy's little bro has been offered a four-picture deal by the adult entertainment company releasing the upcoming Ray J / K-Dash messterpiece ... however, the deal wouldn't require Ray J to drop his drawers, at least on camera.

Vivid Entertainment claims that they're after Ray J to direct ... and that the singer is actually entertaining the offer. Ray could be the next Steven Squealberg or M.Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong!

Company CEO Steven Hirsch tells TMZ, "Our first conversations were very uncomfortable, but after continuing to talk, the possibility was definitely in the air."

Reps for Ray J were unavailable for comment.

Porn legend Jenna Jameson -- or, rather, what's left of her -- was snapped yesterday walking the runway at a fashion show in Los Angeles

Porn legend Jenna Jameson -- or, rather, what's left of her -- was snapped yesterday walking the runway at a fashion show in Los Angeles

While Jenna was never exactly Kirstie Alley, for this look she seems to have become some amalgam of Kelly Ripa, Nicole Richie and a standard-issue local affiliate blonde anchorwoman.

Please Jenna, for the love of testosterone, bring back the buxom bodaciousness of yesteryear ... or even last year!

the 911 call made by ice skater turned boxer Tonya Harding

TMZ has obtained the 911 call made by ice skater turned boxer Tonya Harding, in which she claimed that people were trying to steal her car and hide weapons on her property -- an accusation that proved to be unfounded.

On the tape, Harding refused to give her last name -- preferring to remain anonymous. Oh well.

No official report was filed. Tonya's agent attributed her behavior to an adverse reaction to allergy medication. Mmmkay.

Hollywood, Florida Judge Lawrence Korda, who heard evidence on the DNA paternity test, was busted on charges of possessing marijuana

A judge in the Anna Nicole Smith case has been busted!

TMZ has learned Hollywood, Florida Judge Lawrence Korda, who heard evidence on the DNA paternity test, was busted on charges of possessing marijuana.

We're told Judge Korda was at Stanley Goldman Park in Hollywood, Florida at 2:00 PM yesterday. Two officers smelled marijuana in the air, which led them to Judge Korda sitting on a bench, allegedly smoking weed.

Judge Korda was given a notice to appear in court.

The offense is punishable by a maximum of 60 days in jail and a $500 fine.

Anand Jon Alexander, the celebrity designer accused of raping two people

Anand Jon Alexander, the celebrity designer accused of raping two people, is facing 13 shocking and lurid new charges from four new victims.

Clad in an orange jumpsuit, Alexander stood emotionless inside a Beverly Hills courtroom as a Los Angeles District Attorney announced the new charges, which include forcible oral copulation, sexual penetration by a foreign object, sexual exploitation of a child, sexual battery and assault with intent to commit a felony. Anand's family members were in court and wept uncontrollably as the new charges were read.

In total, fifteen of the charges are felonies, while five are misdemeanors.

The 33-year-old designer was initially charged on March 13 with seven counts, including forcible rape, lewd act upon a child, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, sexual battery by restraint and attempted forcible oral copulation.

Earlier this month, Jon's attorney, Ronald Richards, told the L.A. Times that the allegations were were made up by models looking to get even with Alexander for not hiring them. "These girls fly in for model jobs after months of dialogue filled with flirtation, they have sexual interaction and if he doesn't put them in the show ... then sometime later they claim they had unwanted sex," said Richards.

Naomi Campbell just finished her first day of mopping and sweeping in a lower Manhattan garage

Naomi Campbell just finished her first day of mopping and sweeping in a lower Manhattan garage, and it looks like she may have met her match in at least one respect -- b**chiness quotient -- amongst her fellow community servants. "She's not going to throw her cell phone at any of the girls in here -- they'll tear her to pieces," one Sanitation employee told TMZ at the end of the workday.

To Campbell's credit, she didn't get into any scrapes with her teammates, at least today, and a Sanitation Dept. rep said that she's "not talking back" and she spent Monday cleaning offices and sweeping floors within the garage, working and "chit-chatting" with her co-workers. One thing Naomi won't be forced to clean: toilets.

Among the various indignities endured by Campbell today, and to be suffered in the next four days, two stand out in particular: She was not allowed a cellphone (by mandate of the court), nor was she allowed to smoke. That is a bitch.

Naomi Campbell once again made a desolate Manhattan garage under the Brooklyn Bridge her own personal fashion show

Naomi Campbell once again made a desolate Manhattan garage under the Brooklyn Bridge her own personal fashion show, showing up for a second day of community service in a catwalk-worthy getup.

Yesterday, it was stiletto-heeled boots, a newsboy cap, and a flared overcoat. Today, it was a short fur jacket, noticeable wrist bling, oversized shades, tight leggings, and -- to cap it all off -- a fedora. (She retained the Dickens-ian boots-slung-over-shoulder look.) Manhattan would be a much cleaner place if only all sanitation workers looked like this!

Campbell embarks on Day Two of her five-day stint at New York's Department of Sanitation, as part of her punishment for biffing her former maid in the head with a cell phone. Things could get ugly for Naomi today, as she may get locker-room duty, which, as TMZ learned yesterday, could mean scrubbing toilets. Stay tuned.

After a night of partying at Manhattan's swanky club Butter last night, TMZ spotted former boy-bander Lance Bass leaving the nightspot with a brand ne

After a night of partying at Manhattan's swanky club Butter last night, TMZ spotted former boy-bander Lance Bass leaving the nightspot with a brand new mystery man.

A mammoth bald bodyguard escorted the two into the back of a waiting cab, which then whisked them away into the freezing cold night.

Earlier this week, TMZ spies spotted Bass in a St. Patty's Day liplock in Los Angeles. While we cant confirm that Lance's Butter bud is also his Irish kissing pal, we can confirm that Lance is loving the single life.

Robbie Williams is out of rehab and already breakin' hearts in Los Angeles.

Robbie Williams is out of rehab and already breakin' hearts in Los Angeles.

TMZ spotted the British pop star locking lips with an unknown brunette inside BOULEVARD3 last night, and then just minutes later, hitting on a stacked blonde outside the club.

A recently rehabbed Robbie also proclaimed, "I'm almost off all drugs," before telling the blonde, "I like this country ... not as much as I like your breasts though."

As smooth as Williams was, he still opted to go home alone.

actor Keanu Reeves was involved in an injury traffic collision with a paparazzo in Southern California yesterday.

actor Keanu Reeves was involved in an injury traffic collision with a paparazzo in Southern California yesterday.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, "Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb, and grazed a paparazzo" with his 1996 Porsche, around 8:45 PM Monday night in Rancho Palos Verdes.

The Sheriff's Dept. claims that the man then, "fell to the ground," and "paramedics were summoned." The photog was transported by ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for unknown injuries. Reeves was not injured during the accident.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. is investigating the collision.

Calls to Reeves' reps were not immediately returned.

Despite their attire and the shopping cart, the Olsen Twins are not homeless!

Despite their attire and the shopping cart, the Olsen Twins are not homeless!

Ashley and her stylistically-challenged sister, Mary-Kate, terrorized a West Hollywood supermarket on Monday with their livin' on the streets fashion horror.

A menacing MKO outdid herself, sporting the latest in gross-ery chic: a pair of red, striperella cha-cha heels and a fried white-blonde Donatella 'do. For her own safety, Ashley hid behind a flower arrangement while decked out in a pair of Sacajawea lace-up boots. Spare some change?

It takes millions of dollars to look this bad.

If men really were dogs, then 38-year-old single gal, Jennifer Aniston, would have no time for herself.

If men really were dogs, then 38-year-old single gal, Jennifer Aniston, would have no time for herself. Doggone it!

After hanging with a pal, the gorgeous animal lover took her white pooch out for a walk on Monday.

Jen knows the next best thing to having a man, is having man's best friend!

Celebs-a-plenty turned up at BOULEVARD3 in Hollywood last night for the 2 B Free Fall 2007 Collection fashion show

Celebs-a-plenty turned up at BOULEVARD3 in Hollywood last night for the 2 B Free Fall 2007 Collection fashion show. What star was trendiest of them all? Why Bobby Trendy, of course, who looked like Elton John's Fairy Godmother in another of his glittery, lopsided, sparklingly craptastic creations.

When the former Anna Nicole sidekick realized he was chatting with TMZ, he immediately perked up. "Hi Harvey! Can you believe your pretty little eyes?" he cooed. Yes, he can.

Elisha Cuthbert met a swarm of fans as she made her way out, and didn't seem too happy to be signing autographs, becoming agitated when a photog bumped into her friend. She scolded the pap with, "You're not even gonna say 'sorry'?" Perhaps if she apologized for "House of Wax."

Also at BOULEVARD3: "Heroes" stars Hayden Panettiere and Zachary Quinto (with Rumer Willis?!), UFC star Tito Ortiz, "Entourage's" Rex Lee and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

It's a trendy, agitated, greasy edition of Star Catcher.

Rocky Pete Doherty picked up girlfriend Kate Moss as they left a private clinic in London yesterday

Rocky Pete Doherty picked up girlfriend Kate Moss as they left a private clinic in London yesterday, where Kate was treated for an injured foot.

Apparently, these Eskimo-style boots were not protective enough for the spindly supermodel, who had limped into the clinic.

Pete ignored the "Caution Wet Floor" sign as he scooped up Kate and carried her to a waiting car. Nice to see Pete help Kate with her limp, since she's been so tolerant of his crutch.

Inside sources close to "American Idol" wannabe Sanjaya Malakar revealed exclusively to TMZ their concerns over the effects of negative media coverage

Inside sources close to "American Idol" wannabe Sanjaya Malakar revealed exclusively to TMZ their concerns over the effects of negative media coverage on Sanjy's standing on the show.

According to the sources, they believe that Sanjaya's landing in the bottom two last week was due to all the negative publicity he's received from the media. "It wasn't his best performance, but it wasn't the worst."

America will have to tune in tonight and see if it really is the media dogging the moptopped bottomed-out singer, or if his singing is what's bringing him down. Tonight, the top 11 will perform songs from the 60's British Invasion. One thing's for sure: Sanjaya's got the hair thing down!

One Paris Hilton fan is taking his or her admiration of the heiress to the streets ... actually, just one street just off Melrose Avenue in Los Angele

One Paris Hilton fan is taking his or her admiration of the heiress to the streets ... actually, just one street just off Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles. Nothing says "I love you" like vandalism

The five-foot high love note was sprayed across the side of a building and reads, "Paris Hilton sucked Inver's c**k." TMZ isn't sure who this Inver guy is, nor are we aware of what inspired such a masterpiece.

But one can guess.

It's not every day that Grammy and Oscar winners drop by your school, but "College Dropout" Kanye West went back to high school for a surprise perform

It's not every day that Grammy and Oscar winners drop by your school, but "College Dropout" Kanye West went back to high school for a surprise performance yesterday ... with Best Supporting Actress Jennifer Hudson.

West was a special guest at an Oak Lawn, Illinois high school rally, announcing plans for a new gym; a remodel funded by Miami Heat guard Dwayne Wade, a former student at the school. Wade also announced via satellite, a $5,000 scholarship funded by his Wade's World Foundation and T-Mobile Sidekick.

Chicago native and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson also appeared at the school to introduce Kanye. Sucks for anyone who skipped school that day!

Britney Spears will be leaving rehab this week, and she has made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory.

Britney Spears will be leaving rehab this week, and she has made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory.

Sources say Britney and soon-to-be ex Kevin Federline had an "amazing meeting" on Sunday. They are not only getting along, they are hammering out the terms of custody. We're told when Britney gets out, she and Kevin have agreed to a 50/50 split with physical custody of their two children. The plan is for Britney to eventually gain primary custody and Kevin will have visitation.

Jamie Lynn, Britney's sister, and Brit's mom, Lynne, have been at Kevin's house helping with the kids while Britney has been getting her own help in rehab. And that help is working. We're told she has literally turned her life around. Stay tuned.

With March Madness in full swing, it's hard to resist the urge to have a pickup game in the parking lot during your lunch break at work

With March Madness in full swing, it's hard to resist the urge to have a pickup game in the parking lot during your lunch break at work. Unfortunately, most employers don't have basketball courts. That doesn't have to stop you anymore!

Thank the basketball gods for the Portable B Ball basketball system. Just attach the it to the tow hitch of your vehicle (assuming you have one), and simply raise the pole and backboard and you're ready for a quick parking lot game of 3-on-3!

When you walk back to your cubicle, and your co-workers ask why you're all sweaty, just tell them you were "taking it to hole!"

Heather Mills danced her way into an imperfect 6-6-6 from the judges on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.

Heather Mills danced her way into an imperfect 6-6-6 from the judges on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.

The limb-challenged but nimble activist only stumbled in rehearsals. Last night, dressed in a craptacular yellow and purple full-length gown, which she said made her feel like "an ice cream sundae," the vampy amputee whooshed and twirled her way to a scary rating from the judges: sixes across the board.

Heather's clipped dancing was a revelation last night, and 666 is, of course, the Number of the Beast in the Book of Revelation.

Saucy model Tila Tequila is lashing out at the cyberhand that feeds her, accusing MySpace.com of going too "corporate" for her liking

Saucy model Tila Tequila is lashing out at the cyberhand that feeds her, accusing MySpace.com of going too "corporate" for her liking

In a statement on her MySpace page, which is connected with 1.7 million friends, Tila blasted the networking site after she was asked to remove a certain media player from her webstie. "I feel like they've become so corporate now and won't even allow me to do fun stuff on my page anymore such as post up cool new widgets from other websites," Tila wrote. "MySpace will now only allow you to use MYSPACE things and that means you can not find other ways to promote yourself. In other words ... you're just stuck here and only here."

She directed her ire directly at MySpace, saying, "Please I ask you guys....don't sell out on us now. You guys used to be so cool. Don't turn into a corporate evil monster." Perhaps it's too late.

The content in question is Indie911.com's Hoooka player -- a multimedia player that artists and users can put on their sites. It not only streams videos and songs, but users can purchase them straight from the player.

Bad news for Borat and for all the other Pam Anderson admirers out there: She's taking herself off the market.

Bad news for Borat and for all the other Pam Anderson admirers out there: She's taking herself off the market.

Just last week, TMZ wondered whether flames were re-igniting between Pam and ex-ex-husband, Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, after the pair were spotted in a tender liplock outside a popular L.A. eatery. Not so, says Pam, on her personal blog. Referring to herself and her two sons, who are nine and ten years old, she says, "We are better off on our own right now and work [sic] on our friendship... I'm really not interested in bringing any other men into our lives."

But Pam leaves the door open for Tommy just a little bit, saying that she wants her boys to spend time with Lee, whom she says has been involved "in a productive but small way over the years."

Phil Spector Jurors -- Fans of "Celebrity Justice?"

With juror selection in the Phil Spector murder case well underway, there's one important question that Phil's potential fate-handlers must answer: Have you ever seen Harvey Levin's old show, "Celebrity Justice?"

Before they make their selections, both sides involved in the trial would like to know just how much potential jurors know about the sensational case. And with "CJ's" impeccable and thorough reporting of every single detail, it's easy to see why they would single-out that particular program in the juror questionnaire. Oh, and they also named just about every other show on TV and nearly every magazine in print.

The 18-page questionnaire, filled out by more than 100 prospective jurors, focused on the power of celebrities in Los Angeles, and whether they have an advantage over other defendants. It even included a category titled, "Attitudes about celebrities and high-profile people."

Spector is accused of shooting actress Lana Clarkson to death in his castle-like Alhambra home on February 3, 2003.

Janice Dickinson Banned from Fashion Shows

The self-proclaimed "World's 1st supermodel" transformed last night's Ed Hardy fashion show into a living hell for event organizers -- and now we're told she's been banned from future L.A. Fashion Week runway shows!

According to inside sources, Janice Dickinson refused to sit in the seat assigned to her -- claiming she wasn't close enough to the media -- and instead sat in seats assigned to Fern Mallis, lead organizer of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and Davis Factor, co-creator of Smashbox Studio. Though she was heard yelling, "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is," she switched seats after being reprimanded by Factor himself.

Dickinson wasn't done causing trouble just yet though. She then trashed Ed Hardy clothing to reporters, saying "Those t-shirts are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China," but added they may be worth money in twenty years. The model/trainwreck then caused a scene backstage when she stuck her foot in a giant tub of ice after claiming a model "broke her toe."

Dickinson has since been requested not to attend future shows "by the powers that be" at IMG, a leading talent agency.

TMZ spoke with Christian Audigier, CEO and creator of Ed Hardy, who said, "Janice is a good friend of mine, and she was fine at the show. It was a great situation and we would be more than happy to have her back."

Everyone's favorite "All My Children" male-to-female transgendered lesbian rock star, Zarf/Zoe, has taken sleepy Pine Valley by fashion storm.

Everyone's favorite "All My Children" male-to-female transgendered lesbian rock star, Zarf/Zoe, has taken sleepy Pine Valley by fashion storm.

From her brisk gender-neutral goth power suits, to her little black cocktail/funeral dress ... he/she is setting genderbending trends by going from androgynous British rocker to "Murphy Brown" working grrrl -- faster than you can say, "Do these pumps come in a size 14?"

Watch as Zarf/Zoe (played by actor Jeffrey Carlson) transforms before your very eyes!

Not very long ago, in a galaxy incomprehensibly far away, a schluberrific white-haired old guy found himself surrounded by a rainbow harem of stunning

Not very long ago, in a galaxy incomprehensibly far away, a schluberrific white-haired old guy found himself surrounded by a rainbow harem of stunning sirens.

The only way this could happen in our own galaxy is if the humanoid Ewok (or Ewokian human?) was George Lucas, "Star Wars" founder and multi-billionaire mogul. Here, he enjoys the attention of such noted female delicacies as "X-Men's" Kelly Hu, Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, "Cold Case's" Kathryn Morris, and "CSI: Miami's" Emily Procter -- in preparation for the Toyota Grand Prix in Long Beach.

Yeah, a billion dollars is something ... but Lucas might be emblazoning this photo on the t-shirt he wears to his next high school reunion.

The Bahamian hearing is underway, and the three major players, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and Virgie Arthur, have all arrived to court.

The Bahamian hearing that will determine who gets custody of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, is underway, and the three major players, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and Virgie Arthur, have all arrived to court.

According to MSNBC, the waiting crowd erupted in cheers when Birkhead set foot on the grounds.

As TMZ first reported, the judge in the Bahamas is inclined to issue a DNA order as early as today. We've learned that at some point in today's hearing, DNA experts are scheduled to testify.

Naomi Campbell made yet another model-icious exit from a Manhattan garage today, carting out something that she wasn't carrying when she arrived -- a

Naomi Campbell made yet another model-icious exit from a Manhattan garage today, carting out something that she wasn't carrying when she arrived -- a leather bag that looks like she might not be able to pay for it if she cleaned toilets for a year.

What was in the bag? The deputy Sanitation chief said that Campbell actually changed clothes today, so that's our best guess.

Day Two of the Naomi Campbell Experience at the Department of Sanitation passed -- seemingly without a hitch. She had a sandwich for lunch, though its contents weren't specified. And it emerged that if she wanted to indulge her smoking habit, she could do so, though not within the building.

So far, no cell phones -- or brooms or dustpans -- have been thrown.

David Letterman has come down with a stomach virus and won't host "The Late Show" tonight, so Adam Sandler will take his place

David Letterman has come down with a stomach virus and won't host "The Late Show" tonight, so Adam Sandler will take his place.
Sources tell TMZ that Letterman came into the office today, but didn't feel up to hosting. It was the last scheduled taping for the week, so Dave thought it best to get the extra rest.

Sandler's guests will be his "Reign Over Me" co-star Don Cheadle, comedian Todd Barry, race car driver Danica Patrick and singer Lucinda Williams.

Dave, who has only been off the job twice -- for heart surgery and a case of the shingles -- is expected back on Monday.

Is Sanjaya Elliott Yamin's Hairstylist?

Season Five "American Idol" contestant Elliott Yamin has a new 'do to go with his new grill.

The formerly toothy Elliott turned up on "TRL" today, sporting a mouthful of Chiclet caps and a Season Six Sanjaya Malakar perm!

Besides plugging his new album, it appears Elliott has also been plugging the curling iron!

The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA

The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.

The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's. Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well. Anna Nicole's DNA is in the bag too. We're told the results could come later this week.

Birkhead left the courtroom with pumped fists in the air, jumping up and down.

If Larry Birkhead is the father, the judge could make a quick decision on custody. Then a passport would be the only thing standing in Birkhead's way of taking Dannielynn to the U.S.

TMZ has just learned that on tonight's episode of "American Idol," Lakisha Jones will sing the Shirley Bassey hit "Diamonds Are Forever" as part of th

TMZ has just learned that on tonight's episode of "American Idol," Lakisha Jones will sing the Shirley Bassey hit "Diamonds Are Forever" as part of the 60s British Invasion music theme.

A source in the audience at tonight's dress rehearsal, also tells TMZ that Sanjaya's BFF will be dripping in head to toe Kwiat diamonds. Bling and sing, honey! You glow girl!